|I am especially fond of the phallus-shaped form of this one...|
Now all I need for the next ball is one of those "Marie Antoinette" dresses from Lip Service... and a plastic fan with shiney white chicken feathers, of course. Oh, and I almost forgot - a nice glowing tan to contrast with the white wig and crown the appearance.
On the other hand, cotton wool would probably work just as well... and it's even cheaper! ;-)